I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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