Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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