Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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