you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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