We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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