I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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