fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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