so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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