there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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