did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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