I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i think im in europe. pls send help
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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