C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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