Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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