"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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