She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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