I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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