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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

super hot butfun

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...

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(317): View more from Indiana

Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.

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(302): View more from Delaware

Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains

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(312): View more from Illinois

Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug

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(513): View more from Ohio

Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.

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