Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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