there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Randomize
