She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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