OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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