shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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