we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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