Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
you didnt know i had herpes?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
