That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
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