Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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