so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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