Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
