Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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