First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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