Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Randomize
