your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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