we have officially lost it.
I skipped work to stalk him.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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