Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Moan for me like Helen Keller
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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