Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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