I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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