Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
