i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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