yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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