Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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