I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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