That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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