that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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