i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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