we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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