hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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