Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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