so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I love you.
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