Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Randomize