It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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