what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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