My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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