Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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