Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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