There is no way he is gay with that hair.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
there is glitter all over my balls
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