Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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